Sarah Palin, who supports overturning Roe vs wade, opposes birth control (even among married couples), opposes Abortion in all cases including rape and incest, and who, as Governor of Alaska, forced rape victims to pay for their own rape kits has decried Barack Obama’s pro-choice views as “extreme”, according to a recent article on CNN.com.

As evidenced by the arranged marriage of her pregnant teenage daughter Bristol to Levi Johnson, the boy who knocked her up, Sara Palin offers only one solution to preventing unwanted pregnancies: Shotgun Weddings. Rather than suffer the embarrassment of a bastard grandchild, force your daughter into a marriage built only on lust.

This “Shotgun Wedding” abortion view is a relic from the 1800s, so it’s no wonder that modern concepts such as women’s rights, sex education, birth control, and black politicians seem extreme to Sarah Palin.

According to the Los Angelas Times, Sarah Palin has seduced another proselyte, this time Shelly Mandell, president of the Los Angelas chapter of the National Organization for Women.

In introducing Sarah Palin, Mandelll, a theoretical lifelong Democrat, suggested that Sarah Palin is “what a feminist looks like”.

If I were asked what a Feminist looks like, I would think of women like Harriet Tubman, Hillary Clinton, and Joan of Arc; women who struggled to advance the liberty and dignity of women.

Sarah Palin’s irresponsible motherhood, marital infidelity, and opposition to birth control, sex education, and a woman’s right to choose sabotage the liberty and dignity of women.

As the one-term governor of America’s least populous state, Sarah Palin is unprepared to run the country. Yet, she is a former Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant finalist who was chosen over a surplus of experienced, qualified men.

Maybe having a legacy reminiscent of so many Fairy Tale Princesses and Corporate Sexual Harassment Plaintiffs IS enough to make Sarah Palin a Feminist.

If a high-ranking NOW official says that Sarah Palin is a feminist, it must be true. After all, I’m just a man, and what do men know about Feminism?