06 Nov, 2008
Posted by: James In: Humor
The Media is buzzing with the news that Barack Obama is going to give his daughters a new puppy, and people around the world are gossiping about what breed of dog he will choose. However, Barack Obama must be careful in choosing this puppy, as the wrong choice of puppy could offend his overly-sensitive constituents.
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By now, we’ve all heard John McCain tout “Joe the Plumber” (an unlicensed plumber) as his poster child for the middle-class American, but what many Americans don’t know is that John McCain went through a lengthy selection process (even longer than the selection process for Sarah Palin) to find the right poster child to exploit.
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According to The Washington Post George W. Bush explicitly endorsed the CIA’s use of torture interrogation techniques such as waterboarding against al-Qaeda suspects, despite his repeated assertions that “The United States Doesn’t Torture”.
Even though it’s common knowledge, “George W. Bush is a liar” is really becoming a boring explanation for why the credibility of his [...]
In talking about the economy at a rally in Pennsylvania today, John McCain had a rather amusing gaff:
“Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners.“
As I see it, there are five possible explanations for this gaff:
1) He had been hoping to invoke his experience as a Prisoner of War [...]
A friend of mine at Showtime’s Customer Relations Department sent me this email that he once received in regards to “Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical”, Showtime’s 2005 Made-for-Television adaption of the farcical stage production.
Dear Showtime,
I think you are great for producing Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, a wholesome and accurate depiction of Marijuana’s true impact, [...]
